"Hell hath no fury like a bean gone bad"....read on

Had an accident yesterday. Well early this morning. I would say about 2 something in the morning?
Hydroplaned. I was going through and underpass that has a very smooth turn. It was raining pretty bad in the city of Rochester. The way it was designed was that there were cement pillars in the center and the sides. Cement barriers separated the sidewalks and the two lanes. As I turned the car gave out because it lost traction in the rain. My car was crappy anyway. Jutted a little when I turned tightly and stuff. Exacerbated the whole thing anyway. I fishtailed and hit the cement barrier. I went up a bit and was about 45-50 degrees and also grazed one of the pillars too.  After that the car came back down and I whipped forward and hit the steering wheel with my head. Well it didn't leave a bruised or anything. But it did smash my glasses. The a little of the center piece of the left frame was missing and sent my lens to I don't know where. Luckily I had an eye appointment 8 hours later... Whiplash? I don't think so. Well after coming down the car fell into the other barrier. Coming to a stop. I sat there just thinking about what happened. Where are my glasses? What do I do? Where do I go? I called several people.  I talked with the cops for a while telling them my story. I eventually was good then as we waited for the AAA to come we talke some more. They took me to the gas station where my friend was waiting. Another cp car that was there drove by and out of the loud speaker did the whistling that was my ring tone because it kept going off where we were talking. It was funny and cool at the same time. I don't know what I am missing. Ask questions?